Ugly Dog

Once upon a time I was walking home from school and I saw a frog. It said, “Hello, friend.”



“Were you talking to me?”


It said “Yes.”


I ran away and I panicked. I saw a rabbit and it said, “Get away”


I said “You aren’t my momma.”


It said, “Yeah, but your in my space.”


I said, “Oh well” and I kicked it and it ran away.


Then I saw a bulldog and it said, “I’m going to chase you down if you don’t quit starring at me, I chased it down because I was mad at all of those animals. I said to the dog, “You are a very, very, ugly fat headed dog. I hate you, ugly dog and that’s your name ugly dog.”

When I grow up

The story is called: this is what I want to do when I grow up.



Hi! My name is Jaylynn and when I grow up I want to be a veterinarian. I want to be a good wife, a good mother, and a good student because when I do my work I put my brain to it and my heart to it. When I do something I never give up because when I give up I fail.


Jaylynn

The Funny Chicken Soup

     Once there was a little girl, named Kalyn, who loved soup. She wanted to eat other kinds of foods, but it made her sick. If she tasted or touched it she’d break out. Chicken soup had been her favorite food since being a baby. Her mom wanted to ask her doctor, named Mrs. Soup. She said, “Can she eat carrots?”


“A healthy food? NO!!!”


Here’s the problem. She loves soup so she tells other people what they need to eat but what she likes.


So the doctor said, “Carrots are nasty food.”


Then the girl named Kaylynn said, “I’m going to eat those carrots and she didn’t break out.


Kamryn

The Funny Chicken Soup

     Once there was a little girl, named Kalyn, who loved soup. She wanted to eat other kinds of foods, but it made her sick. If she tasted or touched it she’d break out. Chicken soup had been her favorite food since being a baby. Her mom wanted to ask her doctor, named Mrs. Soup. She said, “Can she eat carrots?”

“A healthy food? NO!!!”

Here’s the problem. She loves soup so she tells other people what they need to eat but what she likes.

So the doctor said, “Carrots are nasty food.”

Then the girl named Kaylynn said, “I’m going to eat those carrots and she didn’t break out.

Kamryn

How Funny Is This?

      There was a boy named Peter and he had to go to the restroom, really, really bad. He said, "Teacher, Teacher I have to go to the restroom!!!"
    The teacher said, "Hold on."
Peter said, "Teacher, Teacher, I have to go to the restroom really, really bad."
    The teacher said, "Oh, all right. You can go to the restroom, but you have to say the alphabet."
Peter said, "What????? Why do I have to say the alphabet?"
    "Because you're supposed to. It's the rule for  when  you have to go to the restoom."
 Peter said, "Oh, all right. A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I  P."  He went to the restroom.
     The teacher said, "Wait a minute. Where are you going?"
"Teacher, I have to go to the restroom. Can I go to the restroom, please?"
"Oh, all right."So he said, "Thank you."

The End